Joke

Like all paedophile victims, I was listening to MJ's "You are not alone" in my room when Fane suddenly popped this little joke.

I'm not sure whether it's a Chinese thing, but they tend to mix beverages. Like Kopi and Teh, when you mix them, you have a new name called '鸳鸯'. (lover birds)

You can mix grass jelly drink and soya bean drink in hawker centres as well.
That particular drink is called: Michael Jackson

So a colloquial conversation to a hawker auntie will be like:
"Auntie, hor wa jit geh Michael Jackson" ( Auntie, get me a Michael Jackson )

Old jokes die hard.

Fly by night 2006

In the end, it was really to complete than to compete. As predicted, there were too many ideas, too idealistic and ambitious. We sought out to scramble with what's left. Deprivation of sleep didn't help the cause.

The easiest part was the editing. The product was bordering between thrash and abstractness but that is the type of shit that we hate. Technical glitches that we could not aviod, unforgivable mistakes were all there to see. I was a little embarrassed to see the end product on the big screen. There was a lot of crap so I guess we still did okay. It was great working with Rishi, Huixun and Shixiong.

Tan PP said to me, "I'm glad you finished it." I'll take that at the literal level.

社經

保罗·F·拉扎斯菲尔德奠定了美國社會學的模樣。我卻塑造了一個可笑的GPA。
克劳德·香农若沒創始信息论，諾伯特·維納若沒堅持對隨機過程和雜訊過程天色還殘留著灰色的光。

孤軍作戰的野狼很瀟灑。寂寞但選擇寂寞，歡笑令人作嘔。靈魂周旋著肉體，撫摸著它的傀儡，陡然散發出墳墓的香味。天真的魔鬼有著一臉的疲憊，邪惡的贈禮沒人欣賞也沒人理會。做惡多端難道是罪？純潔的白比不上黑色的美？風繼續吹，累上加累，用熱酒沖洗傷痛的滋味。

開心的人永遠都是最被人憎恨的人。你快樂不如我快樂。笑得越真，刀也刺得越深。子彈的速度敵不過你嘴唇一震。我還在等，期待你死亡那分。

20 years at United

Sir Alex Ferguson
The greatest manager of all-time.

The players come and go. Norman Whiteside, Paul McGrath, Bryan Robson, in comes Paul Ince, Roy Keane, Brian McClair, Andrei Kanchelskis, Peter Schmeichel.
Then came Cantona.
The first double.
Then Sparky left.
Andy Cole a record transfer.
The kids came in, Neville brothers, Butt, Beckham, Scholes.
The second double.
Lee Sharpe left.
Ole Gunnar Solksjaer came not knowing he will score the goal of his life.
Poborsky and Cruyff left.
The King retires.
Jaap Stam and Dwight Yorke came.
Treble winners. Crowned at Nou Camp.
Schmeichel left.
In came Veron.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy came.
Beckham leaves, Stam leaves.
Rio Ferdinand enters and misses drug test.
Alan Smith, Ronaldo and then Wayne Rooney.
Keano retires.

Like what Gary Neville said, unless you were 10 years old before 1986, you only had one boss. And that is Sir Alex.