Flu
The flu grabbed me by the balls and suffocated my respiratory well-being, leaving me gasping for proper ventilation through mucus and nose hair. The persistent fucker attacks not only my nose but also my eyes, forcing me to pierce my fingernails near my eyelids, depressing my eyeballs in a repeated manner up to down, left to right, spreading germs from my fingers and nose all over the upper part of my face.
Lying on my bed, I start to play the balancing game of balancing the amount of mucus in each nostril. Usually it's the right nostril with more mucus. Then I gently shift my body weight to the left side of my face, I could feel the bloody mucus swarming like ants rushing all over to the other side. The mucus in this case wasn't viscous and thus more difficult to control. The trick is to adjust slowly, tilt a little back to the center such that not all the mucus flows to the left. If that fails, the bloody mucus will coalite at the left which means you have to start shifting your face to the right. Until you've gotten equal amounts of mucus in both nostrils, you can finally lie back down, face up feeling the mucus spreading to both sides of your nose like how Moses parted the red sea.
When you're feeling fucked up like that, the last thing you should do is to walk around in school, talk to people, walk some more and feel more fucked up. You should wear pyjamas or long sleeve Ts, long pants to sleep, drink hot water and cover yourself in your smelly comforter.
I always get the flu. Then I get the blues.
Lying on my bed, I start to play the balancing game of balancing the amount of mucus in each nostril. Usually it's the right nostril with more mucus. Then I gently shift my body weight to the left side of my face, I could feel the bloody mucus swarming like ants rushing all over to the other side. The mucus in this case wasn't viscous and thus more difficult to control. The trick is to adjust slowly, tilt a little back to the center such that not all the mucus flows to the left. If that fails, the bloody mucus will coalite at the left which means you have to start shifting your face to the right. Until you've gotten equal amounts of mucus in both nostrils, you can finally lie back down, face up feeling the mucus spreading to both sides of your nose like how Moses parted the red sea.
When you're feeling fucked up like that, the last thing you should do is to walk around in school, talk to people, walk some more and feel more fucked up. You should wear pyjamas or long sleeve Ts, long pants to sleep, drink hot water and cover yourself in your smelly comforter.
I always get the flu. Then I get the blues.
posted by jingli K at 9:00 PM
3 Comments:
Understand the damn feelin...esp when it attacks yr throat, causin u to cough endlessly, as if the infectious virus is constantly clawin thru the inner depths of my respiratory system. And being sick means immediate suspension of gd food, fun outings, intensive exercises. Time to down the fluids & hit the beds...
AzZ
think it's probably the hot weather and the hectic camps for you? Have you seen a doctor yet? Better seek professional advice n avoid self-medication...
Apparently, my doctor diagnosed me with Upper Respiratory Tract Infection yesterday.
paid $33 for four kinds of medication.
His advice: i'll let you have the day off so that you can rest your vocal cords.Please refrain from speaking too much/too loudly unless if it's absolutely necessary. You must take extra good care of your voice. Try to whisper very softly at least for today.
Hope all sick ppl like you n me will return to the pink of health asap!!!
Take care bro...heard mysterious skin was gd. anyway u got ur dvd still with me...rem to ask me for it...
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