Maid
Seems like every motherfucking month, maids will get into the news for something.
Maids being abused. Maids abusing babies. Maids throwing babies into rubbish chutes. Owners planting hidden cams monitoring their maids. And now we have maids killing maids.
Producers of 'The Maid' must be fuming why this didn't happen earlier to go in sync with their publicity campaign. These fucking maids come to Singapore create so much trouble, make a mess in Orchard Road. Dispose bodies in the most busy place in Singapore. Idiots.
Sometimes I think all these idiots get caught for killing people are really stupid. Maybe it's because Singapore is so damm small and maybe also because of the Police Force's efficiency. The biggest mistake of all these fuckers is they always dispose the bodies somewhere where people can find them. The sea. Dustbins. Some deserted grassland. Or maybe they just couldn't think properly at that hour. Probably anxiety and guilt got the better of them.
To cleverly dispose the body, here are some tips:
Because the fucking human body is so massive, hacking down the chunk into body parts is a must. Preferably as small as possible. Which is difficult. But it's do-able. Start clearing up things in your freezer. Stuff them in for the time being and take a breather. Keep in mind that the body is so badly chopped up, even if the fucker become a fucking ghost or whatever shit, it doesn't have limbs, head or what. Never be guilty after you killed somebody. What's done cannot be undone. You created the fucking mess yourself, stay on your feet, use the most intelligent approach to clear your shit up. After you have cleared all the blood, wrap up the mess, storing the body in the fridge will help solve the problem of stench.
There after, aviod visitors coming to your place. You can start off by organising dinners and trips to other people's places. Time and then, take out the parts, and chop them further into smaller pieces, cook it, fry it, steam it or anyway you want, dispose a small amount into your own rubbish chute together with other food. It can take as long as 2 years to dispose the whole body but but bit by bit, you can clear your fridge in time without leaving any traces.
Always keep in mind that you will be be hanged in Singapore's law for murder. Use that as your motivation. Try doing good things in the time being when the corpse is still in your fridge to make yourself feel better. All you are asking for is a second chance. And you should also be sparred punishment for being so clever in disposing the body. It's a long and tedious process but it is definitely worth it.
P.S. Some parts will be more difficult to chop off than others, e.g. the fucker's head. You can fucking blindfold youself and start chopping the meat as hard as you can.
Maids being abused. Maids abusing babies. Maids throwing babies into rubbish chutes. Owners planting hidden cams monitoring their maids. And now we have maids killing maids.
Producers of 'The Maid' must be fuming why this didn't happen earlier to go in sync with their publicity campaign. These fucking maids come to Singapore create so much trouble, make a mess in Orchard Road. Dispose bodies in the most busy place in Singapore. Idiots.
Sometimes I think all these idiots get caught for killing people are really stupid. Maybe it's because Singapore is so damm small and maybe also because of the Police Force's efficiency. The biggest mistake of all these fuckers is they always dispose the bodies somewhere where people can find them. The sea. Dustbins. Some deserted grassland. Or maybe they just couldn't think properly at that hour. Probably anxiety and guilt got the better of them.
To cleverly dispose the body, here are some tips:
Because the fucking human body is so massive, hacking down the chunk into body parts is a must. Preferably as small as possible. Which is difficult. But it's do-able. Start clearing up things in your freezer. Stuff them in for the time being and take a breather. Keep in mind that the body is so badly chopped up, even if the fucker become a fucking ghost or whatever shit, it doesn't have limbs, head or what. Never be guilty after you killed somebody. What's done cannot be undone. You created the fucking mess yourself, stay on your feet, use the most intelligent approach to clear your shit up. After you have cleared all the blood, wrap up the mess, storing the body in the fridge will help solve the problem of stench.
There after, aviod visitors coming to your place. You can start off by organising dinners and trips to other people's places. Time and then, take out the parts, and chop them further into smaller pieces, cook it, fry it, steam it or anyway you want, dispose a small amount into your own rubbish chute together with other food. It can take as long as 2 years to dispose the whole body but but bit by bit, you can clear your fridge in time without leaving any traces.
Always keep in mind that you will be be hanged in Singapore's law for murder. Use that as your motivation. Try doing good things in the time being when the corpse is still in your fridge to make yourself feel better. All you are asking for is a second chance. And you should also be sparred punishment for being so clever in disposing the body. It's a long and tedious process but it is definitely worth it.
P.S. Some parts will be more difficult to chop off than others, e.g. the fucker's head. You can fucking blindfold youself and start chopping the meat as hard as you can.
posted by jingli K at 12:41 PM
6 Comments:
well-thought, yet untried n untested method... maybe u can try out 1st..den u w be seen as the epitome of hannibal killers...
AzZ
Wow. This is such a coincidence. I just blogged on along the same lines without seeing your post.
Now I feel I should amend mine with a link here.
And I think your method only works when you're a serial killer, with no connection to your victim at all. Otherwise they'll be sure to question you.
That's the mistake most killers make, killing someone they know or are connected to. That's why professional killers almost never get caught.
Didnt they say the killer wanted ppl to find out about the murder?
wouldnt the police come and search your house and realise that your fridge has a dozen of chopped pieces? hmm, maybe gotta improve alittle on this part.
afterall, someone will report a case on the missing victim. and the police will try to track down all those people who are related to him/her. and that's when the house search begins.
my dear, i'm afraid ur mtd had been used before. nt locally tho, i thk its in australia. i read it before.
anw e murderer gt arrested in e end. he was a psychopathic whos into killg prostitutes.
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