40 year old virgin
It is a must-watch. It is.
If you're feeling real shitty. If you're feeling you have shit stuck up in your ass and you can't get if off no matter how hard you try. Cos you know it's gonna hurt real bad when that shit gets stuck inside for too damm long, fucking it tears the linings in your anal walls. Yeah, I'm talking about that sort of bad day when you get now and then. 40 year old Virgin is quite a good solution to solve all these shitty issues. It is fucking funny and nothing really comes close really, as of recent movies.
I was laughing my shit out that night at LIDO cineplex, you should know how loud and hard I laugh and it's a long time since I laughed till my tummy hurts. Full of sexual humour and ridiculous jokes. It seems like humour at this age is so much different from the good old days when we are all young, gullible and just idiots.
Gone were the days that we just laughed at little silly things, laughed at some cartoon shit or some funny expressions (exemplified by Jim Carrey). At this fucking age, we laugh at anything that's racist, sexual or quite simply at someone else's misery isn't it? So what's with that? I mean we come of age to become fuckers like these? Yeah, we become fuckers but we also grow to adore the fact that we become these motherfuckers. To laugh at the human anatomy, to laugh at sick jokes, sick shit and mocking people.
I remembering reading Meihui's blog. She mentioned about hidden sexual connotations in our daily conversations. Every word or sentence being made or said, there's an almost unconscious effort of relating back to a sexual context.
'This muffin is quite hard.'
'Hey it's getting kinda humid, and moist'
'Enter'
'Exit'
I mean it's ridiculous trying to make sexual sense of any conversation. But probably that's the essence of adult life. To be fucking sick in a witty way. It is fun though engaging in sexual talk, me and my TJ brothers are terrifically terrific at that. Taking turns finding the simplest vocabulary, distorting it into some sick talk. Or maybe it's the fucking English language. The fucking language encourages such sex talk. I mean how can 'come' fucking be something sexual. Fucking kids' definition of come is so different from ours. Fucking the arbitrariness of language. CS 101. Fuck.
Private jokes aside, I'm not updating my blog as often as I should. I'm really just busy with schoolwork. Projects lining up together like a mass orgy. But it has to end isn't it? The last one, my video project will be the one that I'm all up for it.
So much for sex talk. I haven't had any.
If you're feeling real shitty. If you're feeling you have shit stuck up in your ass and you can't get if off no matter how hard you try. Cos you know it's gonna hurt real bad when that shit gets stuck inside for too damm long, fucking it tears the linings in your anal walls. Yeah, I'm talking about that sort of bad day when you get now and then. 40 year old Virgin is quite a good solution to solve all these shitty issues. It is fucking funny and nothing really comes close really, as of recent movies.
I was laughing my shit out that night at LIDO cineplex, you should know how loud and hard I laugh and it's a long time since I laughed till my tummy hurts. Full of sexual humour and ridiculous jokes. It seems like humour at this age is so much different from the good old days when we are all young, gullible and just idiots.
Gone were the days that we just laughed at little silly things, laughed at some cartoon shit or some funny expressions (exemplified by Jim Carrey). At this fucking age, we laugh at anything that's racist, sexual or quite simply at someone else's misery isn't it? So what's with that? I mean we come of age to become fuckers like these? Yeah, we become fuckers but we also grow to adore the fact that we become these motherfuckers. To laugh at the human anatomy, to laugh at sick jokes, sick shit and mocking people.
I remembering reading Meihui's blog. She mentioned about hidden sexual connotations in our daily conversations. Every word or sentence being made or said, there's an almost unconscious effort of relating back to a sexual context.
'This muffin is quite hard.'
'Hey it's getting kinda humid, and moist'
'Enter'
'Exit'
I mean it's ridiculous trying to make sexual sense of any conversation. But probably that's the essence of adult life. To be fucking sick in a witty way. It is fun though engaging in sexual talk, me and my TJ brothers are terrifically terrific at that. Taking turns finding the simplest vocabulary, distorting it into some sick talk. Or maybe it's the fucking English language. The fucking language encourages such sex talk. I mean how can 'come' fucking be something sexual. Fucking kids' definition of come is so different from ours. Fucking the arbitrariness of language. CS 101. Fuck.
Private jokes aside, I'm not updating my blog as often as I should. I'm really just busy with schoolwork. Projects lining up together like a mass orgy. But it has to end isn't it? The last one, my video project will be the one that I'm all up for it.
So much for sex talk. I haven't had any.
posted by jingli K at 8:06 PM
2 Comments:
You haven't had any what?
Anyway, I think I might have the uncanny ability to make anything I say sound sexual. You can test me next time.
Nice 'entry' by you...ironically... I blogged about condoms a few days ago...oh well...the polluted minds of adult...
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